sometimes i’m like
daenerys targaryen (◡‿◡✿)
but most of the time i’m like
DAENERYS TARGARYEN ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕ヮ◕)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
June 2013
69 posts
*policeman voice* alright sir im going to have to ask you a few questions. *pulls out notepad* where did you come from? where did you go? *slams fists on interrogation table* where DID you come from cotton eyed joe?
WHEN PEOPLE THINK BEING RUDE TO TEACHERS OR PROFESSORS IS FUNNY
every song can be depressing if u try hard enough
where do we come from?
where do we go?
where do we come from?
*tear slowly streams down face*
*whispers dramatically* cotton eye joe
i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time
if you date me we will have:
- morning sex
- afternoon sex
- dinner sex
- after meal sex
- i made pancakes sex
- good morning sex
- shower sex
- bored sex
- make up sex
- break up sex
- monday sex
- tuesday sex
- wednesday sex
- thursday sex
- friday sex
- saturday sex
- sunday sex
- there is nothing on tv sex
- i love you sex
i want to be loved and cuddled and hugged and then fucked against a wall (◕‿◕✿)
you know what’s fucking worse than NO pockets?
fucking FAKE POCKETS
THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT
*macarenas away from academic success*
if a boy calls you “Hot” he’s looking at
your bodymeif he calls you “Pretty” he’s looking at
your facemeif he says “You’re beautiful” he’s looking at
your soulme
i love when boys play w my hair it feels so nice
maybe i could return the favor
*seductively plays hot cross buns on the recorder*
